Why aren't you driving the train? (Said to a guard)
Or
Where is the toilet? Whilst standing next to it.
Or
Why do trains have horns?
This is mainly aimed at rail staff.
One of the guards was asked by a passenger the other morning "what time does the 06.38 to London leave?".
What other stupid questions have people been asked?
'Does the train to Banbury stop at Banbury'. Was uttered to me so many times at Oxford barriers that it stopped being funny.
At paddington "which way does the train go" bear in mind there's a big concrete concourse at one end of the station
I must have a certain look as people will walk under the departure screen, round 3 members of station staff and 2 traincrew in separate groups, all in uniform and wearing hi vis to ask me, wabout the next train's calling points. I just send them to a member of staff.
Back in my early rail enquiries days a lady rang for train times on a Sunday. "Change at X for a replacement bus service to Y...."
She interrupted me. "A Bus! What's a bus?"
The only response I could think of to fill the silence was "About 12 metres long, 2.5 metres wide. 6 wheels. Carries about 50 people."
Somehow she accepted that and we carried on with her enquiry. I expected to be called in by the supervisor for days.
I heard 'where's the quiet coach' on a 2 car 170
I must have a certain look as people will walk under the departure screen, round 3 members of station staff and 2 traincrew in separate groups, all in uniform and wearing hi vis to ask me, wabout the next train's calling points. I just send them to a member of staff.
Back in my early rail enquiries days a lady rang for train times on a Sunday. "Change at X for a replacement bus service to Y...."
She interrupted me. "A Bus! What's a bus?"
The only response I could think of to fill the silence was "About 12 metres long, 2.5 metres wide. 6 wheels. Carries about 50 people."
Somehow she accepted that and we carried on with her enquiry. I expected to be called in by the supervisor for days.
AdamW:1302987 said:Well, I was quite surprised to find out that a quiet zone existed on an LM 323 earlier![]()
HexDriver:1302947 said:At paddington "which way does the train go" bear in mind there's a big concrete concourse at one end of the station
"Does this bus go into the Royal Infirmary?"I've done the old ' about 8 coaches ' when someone's asked me how long the train will be. Hehe
East Coast one whilst in First Class
Me to staff with my breakfast: "Can I have a extra slice of toast"
Bit like people asking staff how much does this cost in poundland
Why aren't you driving the train? (Said to a guard)
Well god forbid her for intruding into your life.
For me it would have to be while working Richmond. Passenger asks for the underground so i point the the tube stock while naming the platform to get the response along the lines of "no i want the underground" "but that isn't underground" wouldn't mind if they were tourist questions
I was standing on a platform at Great Portland Street the other day, reading an Evening Substandard. I was not wearing my orange HV jacket, nor anything else railway-related. I was interrupted by the question:
"Is this train going to Paddington?"
This was asked by a relatively "normal-looking" lady with a definite London accent when:
a. an LU train was approaching with "Hammersmith via Paddington" displayed on the front
b. all the DMIs above the platform were correctly functioning and showing the destination as "Hammersmith via Paddington"
c. the audio announcements were correctly functioning
d. a massive route map and several accompanying signs were within 10-20 feet
e. the platform was not noisy or crowded
I couldn't be bothered to search for a witty response. I simply demonstrated, potentially very embarrassingly, by pointing at the map and saying loudly "Yes. We are here, and that train there announced as "Hammersmith via Paddington" will be going there, as per this line on this map".