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How *should* HS2 have been built?
2012:
Ring ring. Ring ring. "Hello this is Xi Jinping."
"Hi my crazy dictator friend, it's Dave. Can you build us a railway for £20 billion?"
"Yeah, I'll start Sunday night. I'll have to demolish Coventry, but you'll get your railway by Friday."
"Brill. Send you the money via paypal."
And HS2 was finished by Friday*.
(*It fell down on Saturday teatime, but they delivered it)