Gloster
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All my elderly relatives are dead.I send a 12 stamp books worth out every year, but it’s mainly to elderly relatives who love all that kind of thing.
I can cope with doing 12 cards just about.
All my elderly relatives are dead.I send a 12 stamp books worth out every year, but it’s mainly to elderly relatives who love all that kind of thing.
I can cope with doing 12 cards just about.
All my elderly relatives are dead.
I am afraid that Christmas cards have long struck me as a waste of time, effort and resources. Moving large quantities of dead tree around the country and the world in order to express patently obvious opinions or absolute lies annoys me. Particularly annoying are those cards sent out by offices with everybody’s signature on them: you don’t know who most of them are, half of them don’t know who you are (or just know you as a name on an invoice) and it is all going down under the PR budget.You are the elderly relative then.
Do you want me to send you a card?
I’d have to buy another stamp…
I am afraid that Christmas cards have long struck me as a waste of time, effort and resources. Moving large quantities of dead tree around the country and the world in order to express patently obvious opinions or absolute lies annoys me. Particularly annoying are those cards sent out by offices with everybody’s signature on them: you don’t know who most of them are, half of them don’t know who you are (or just know you as a name on an invoice) and it is all going down under the PR budget.
Sometimes people put the whole year, in a letter, inside their cards. I don't like photo cards especially of babies.Family photos as christmas cards.
You could make a good argument for banning all greetings cards full stop on environmental grounds, but none are as naff and cringeworthy as family photo cards.
I wrote 22 cards, mainly to my customers ,which I think is nice, especially if I get a Christmas box, all hand posted. None to family and 3 to friends which I had to post. If I get a card from someone I didn't send a card to, I don't worry.I send a 12 stamp books worth out every year, but it’s mainly to elderly relatives who love all that kind of thing.
I can cope with doing 12 cards just about.
Sometimes people put the whole year, in a letter, inside their cards. I don't like photo cards especially of babies.
I wrote 22 cards, mainly to my customers ,which I think is nice, especially if I get a Christmas box, all hand posted. None to family and 3 to friends which I had to post. If I get a card from someone I didn't send a card to, I don't worry.
It's a shame you're sooooooo far away. I've my customers well trained, if they're in they make me tea or I'm allowed to go into the house and make my own. (Even during lockdowns) . One customer cuts my hair, another does my sowing, even had washing done and I get shopping ordered. One customer I've done several rail tours with (Common interest). Why would I want a real job ??I only work part time.I wish you’d come and do my garden Peter. I’d make you tea and everything.
Actually thinking about it…
Customers that don’t offer you a cup of tea even though you’re outside getting rained on and blown around in a gale!
Don’t send any out in the first place. That way nobody is left out, or everybody is left out, but there are no exceptions.
Watching "Two Greedy Itailians" Antonio Carluccio claimed that pasta should be dried as the whole point of pasta was that it was cheap and could be stored once dried, something very important in somewhere like Italy where money was very tight.Dry, as opposed to freshly made. Got to say, I only use dried.
Smart meters.
They bill them as being good for the environment and able to save you money.
The reality is, a 5p photocopied leaflet listing which are the most expensive appliances to run in a house would tell you the same thing. Plus the 5p photocopied leaflet wouldn't stop working when you changed energy supplier....
Can I expand that to dead crossing buttons, there's one near near me on a busy road by a roundabout that the call button doesn't work properly on one side of the road, meaning if no-one is crossing the other way it can be interesting getting across the road - though its not working seems to be randomDead lightbulbs on crossing buttons. Hearing a tut from someone pressing the button thinking I've not pressed it to only still no have the light come on.
Couldn't stand Carluccio (my wife witnessed him eviscerating a hapless waiter in his Covent Garden restaurant decades ago when he actually was a cook!) but he had a point there.Watching "Two Greedy Itailians" Antonio Carluccio claimed that pasta should be dried as the whole point of pasta was that it was cheap and could be stored once dried, something very important in somewhere like Italy where money was very tight.
Blimey, though being a top chef i guess the waiter was disembowelled very neatly.Couldn't stand Carluccio (my wife witnessed him eviscerating a hapless waiter in his Covent Garden restaurant decades ago when he actually was a cook!) but he had a point there.
Dead lightbulbs on crossing buttons. Hearing a tut from someone pressing the button thinking I've not pressed it to only still no have the light come on.
Double roundabouts.
A.k.a. the people who don't pay the billsSomeone mentioned smart meters, and I agree they're not as helpful as I expected. One was put in this house months ago, and it wasn't long before it was switched off, unplugged and put somewhere. I genuinely can't recall where it was put! A great idea, as they do a good job of showing just how much power is being used, but in a house where the majority of the occupants don't care then it's pointless. I don't use lights in rooms when I can avoid doing so, for example, but some people are more than happy to burn through electricity without a care in the world!
I can see why some people would find it useful, but other than idle curiosity, I really see no benefit to me in being able to do that. Like you I only use the power I need, knowing exactly how much electricity I'm using by having the lights on in a room I'm occupying, powering the PC I'm using at the time, powering the oven I'm cooking my dinner in etc etc would make absolutely no difference to my behaviour.Someone mentioned smart meters, and I agree they're not as helpful as I expected. One was put in this house months ago, and it wasn't long before it was switched off, unplugged and put somewhere. I genuinely can't recall where it was put! A great idea, as they do a good job of showing just how much power is being used, but in a house where the majority of the occupants don't care then it's pointless. I don't use lights in rooms when I can avoid doing so, for example, but some people are more than happy to burn through electricity without a care in the world!
A.k.a. the people who don't pay the bills
I can see why some people would find it useful, but other than idle curiosity, I really see no benefit to me in being able to do that. Like you I only use the power I need, knowing exactly how much electricity I'm using by having the lights on in a room I'm occupying, powering the PC I'm using at the time, powering the oven I'm cooking my dinner in etc etc would make absolutely no difference to my behaviour.
To quote my late father "there's more lights on than the illuminations at Blackpool" and "were you born in a barn?" (leaving doors open) .A.k.a. the people who don't pay the bills
He was added to the menu as a late 'special' that very evening. Hannibal Lectus pan=fried in its own juices.Blimey, though being a top chef i guess the waiter was disembowelled very neatly.
I say "Was you born in a barn?" quite often, though my foreign born wife remains bemused.To quote my late father "there's more lights on than the illuminations at Blackpool" and "were you born in a barn?" (leaving doors open) .
Today I'm very careful and only try to use 1 light at a time .
I say "Was you born in a barn?" quite often, though my foreign born wife remains bemused.
Sure they're not just tootling around on the back of a low loader / trailer / camera tracking vehicle, and not actually driving?I'm not sure if this has been covered here, but I'd reserve a special place in a hot environment for TV presenters who constantly turn their heads to face the camera when they're driving; keep your eyes on the road, you numpty!