Mr Eatwell!
So often we come across people doing jobs with apt names like this (in fact there’s probably a thread in this I reckon).
Just off the top of my head, when I worked for Social Services a couple of decades ago, the guy who was in charge of the wages was a certain Mr P Money...
A few years before that though when I worked for the Exeter Health Authority one of our upper managers was called Mr Gurkin...
It was therefore a common trick to play on the unwary to tell them to ring ‘Mr Gurkin’ because he had an important message for them, but to then provide them with the phone number for ‘Ede’s Pickled Onions’ - A local firm (that were probably used to us calling).
You can probably fill the rest in...