Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Bruce Forsyth
Noel Edmonds
Anne Robinson
Shane Ritchie
Every T4 presenter ever hired
Kirsty Allsop
Every member of The Only Way Is Essex
Every member of Made in Chelsea
Donal McIntyre
Vernon Kaye
Derren Brown
Chris Moyles
Derek Acorah
Natasha Kaplinsky (you're a f*cking newsreader, get over yourself)
Heather Mills
Chantelle Houghton
Michael McIntyre
Alan Carr
Jodie Marsh
Peter Andre
One Direction (I've actually no idea who they really are. I just saw them in the paper the other day and just thought they fit the bill perfectly for being abandoned in a remote jungle)
Lee Nelson
There's more, believe me, there's more.
exactly... so it'd be even more fun without the parachutes.
The words such as celebrity, diva and anthem have been cynically remoulded by the media and music marketing agencies to now mean nothing that would reflect their original usage in the English language.
1. Katie Price (hence the Daily Star would be out of business, kill two birds with one stone )
2. Harriet Harperson (Miliband isn't so bad, but I can't stand her)
3. Ed Balls
4. Anything and everything from the X Factor
5. Russel Brand (I mean, Russel Brand, doesn't that sound like some sort of electric kettle?)
6. Wayne Rooney (don't get me started....)
Ah, my Tory friend, an excellent selection of morons. How I managed to forget the world's biggest [whatever-the-opposite-of-misogynist-is] is beyond me!
Genuine question, by the way. Is there anyone
Speaking of famous people from Essex, is there anyone from my home county who is famous for a worthwhile reason? Everyone seems to be either based around BB-smut, controversial comedy (Russell Brand), or crime...
Genuine question, by the way. Is there anyone?
Actually, better still, can we send all of these idiots to Essex, give it independence, and then close its borders? That way they can be together in a humiliating location, Britain can be rid of the Essex stereotype - and I never have to go to Southend again!
including that Countdown girl.
Your link doesn't work?
Even if it did,the vast majority would be idiots. And that includes those that apparently aren't, including that Countdown girl. Her brother was better at maths than her, and I was better than him! And I know that because I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM!
Yes but I bet he doesn't look as good in a short skirt :
Your link doesn't work?
Even if it did,the vast majority would be idiots. And that includes those that apparently aren't, including that Countdown girl. Her brother was better at maths than her, and I was better than him! And I know that because I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HIM!
Speaking of famous people from Essex, is there anyone from my home county who is famous for a worthwhile reason?
TBF Essex is only really undesirable in the South West and across the South and South East, north of Shenfield and west of Harlow it actually gets quite nice.
I'm going to have to assume this is a mistake. West of Harlow? You sure?
West of Harlow? That's Hertfordshire!! The county boundary is just outside the town.
I'm going to have to assume this is a mistake. West of Harlow? You sure?
As a general rule of thumb, the further from the water you are, the better. However, this doesn't hold entirely true; Burnham is quite nice and is on the Crouch, yet Harlow is undesirable. But the rule does hole true for the more rural areas towards Saffron Walden, and especially SW itself. On the other hand, you think that it gets worse towards the south-east, but in practice - as much as I hate to admit it - Southend is far from the worst part of Essex. Basildon is a class A hell-hole, whereas Jaywick (west of Clacton) is supposedly the most deprived settlement in England! (Link to a Guardian article revealing this)