When I left off with other, more important, things to do we'd got the the stage that First comply with company law, which they have to and which I know (having studied it professionally), thanks. But as far as I can tell that's also true of virtually every other failed company over the last 50 years too, so I don't see that as some sort of guarantee of financial success, rather as the starting block.
So perhaps we can try and help the prospective buyers out. What would we do if they put us in charge, say, of an acquired First Essex? I choose that, not so much because it's local to me but since it has an income in excess of £50m, effectively wiped out by the operating costs and, in Shire OpCo bus terms I call that a "big" problem. Sorry to those on here for whom £50m is pocket money. May be even First share my view which could explain why the newer fleet is being transferred out, as far as I can see.
It gives the impression of being run down with a largely delapidated fleet (hardly surprising), much of it 15 years or older, so shortly requiring replacement over the next few years even on First criteria, and with timetabled frequencies of up to 10m-15m urban/suburban, and half-hourly inter-urban, so I'm not sure how much more (even with access to every bit of junk in the country) the network could take. In fairness it does seem to have the "worst" features of everywhere else with no "centre" as a focus, and just (scarce) passengers going from everywhere to everywhere else. They have of course done the obvious and trimmed (out of necessity as much as anything else) the fringes of the network - where they aren't competitive, and put the rest through endless "reliability" plans and merging routes and cutting "excess" services as efficiency measures.
Again in fairness they are good at serving "everything" including the retail parks, stations (for commuters - it's like mayhem), and new housing estates (with the support of Developers' cash). But - despite being the sort of things what we want to see elsewhere - it makes no difference; they're still bust.
Without thinking about it too much I can come up with two "quick" options (actually 3, but I'm not treating liquidation as an option -
though it might be the best of the lot, opening up redevelopment options freed of the the operational needs and pensions/redundancy obligations).
Double the fares. Though they're already amongst the highest in the region, and higher than the (limited) competition, the service is so bad that it's only used by those with no alternative, so the remaining passengers are suckers asking to be be held "hostage" (or those "freeloading" OAPs who are just suckers for punishment). It could attract a bit of competition, and lose enough (relatively) highly paid staff, so naturally shrinking the network to something manageable, in due course. With a bit of commuting there is no shortage of driving jobs in London, if Essex didn't pay so much!
Just halve the number of buses on the network by every means possible. It'd inconvenience the passengers but, after all, they have no alternative (as we've ascertained above). A bit of competition might be attracted again to pick up the slack, but hopefully not too many of the paying punters as we need their money. (They're pretty scarce outside peak commuting, anyway). After all what's the difference between a quarter hour or less and half hour service caught in congestion (or even hourly inter-urbans) - hopefully just that one bus turns up rather than two, or more, together, or a bus (regulated or not) that just waves goodbye to the waiting passengers. There'd be a surplus of staff, but it's probably better financially to pay them for staying at home rather than driving empty buses around all day. A few of them (the better ones) might even be attracted to the hoped-for competition (or London).
I recall that when I lived in a town outside Cambridge it was a constant gripe (and still is) that outside the urban area quarter hourly services become hourly. The Stagecoach response was (and still is) that "we do not have the resources". It always bemused me that Stagecoach don't, but First do. Or perhaps don't?
And give up the poorly paid local authority contract stuff, which might save the impecunious Council (and its overtaxed residents) a few bob too.
Any other bright ideas, gang? At the moment it's starting to look to me like overly debt-laden MBO's buying vastly over-priced assets. Deja vu, where have I seen that one before? As for the long suffering passengers, is it too much to hope after 20 years, for the opportunity to have a bus company that looks after itself (naturally) as well as, rather than instead of, the interests of the passengers? Who knows, it might turn out to be a successful one, too.