I present to you, the NMT.
Legroom is not a problem with fully adjustable (foward, back, up and down) 360 degree rotating office chairs.
But what about table space? In this day and age of "Cram 'em in and make 'em pay" (Copyright, Privatised Railway Ltd) it can be tough to find a table seat. Not a problem on this train! Half length workstation desks running down one side of Production and Development vehicles, whilst Conference has (as the name suggests!) a large conference table with approximately 15 fully adjustable seats.
Once you've tired of seeing the stunning views available 90 degrees to the train, why not tune into the full HD forward facing video and see what the driver sees? Maybe you'll catch a pigeon being turned to a red smudge at 110mph!
Feeling hungry? Not a problem with the Mess Coaches. Full kitchens with microwaves and George Foreman grills, with complete tea and coffee facilities. Free to use to anyone!*
Communication isn't a problem, with free WiFi through both Production and Development. Marvel at the stunning speeds and connectivity!**
*Bring your own food.
**Not guaranteed outside of London.
Disclaimer: This train is not available to members of the public. Anyone attempting to get on will likely be shouted at. Anyone lucky enough to have a trip on board as a visitor, bring biscuits, enjoy it, and don't touch nuffink.