Dumb Britain

[Minilad]

Yes I know. I trusted you !!

 

[Mojo]

...and the cocoa bean is legally a fruit ( so chocaholics can claim it's one of their five a day... ).

Shame choccie biscuits have VAT charged on them then

 

[43167]

I saw 2 inside 5mins at Leeds today.

The 1st was on a Donny-Leeds local, the train arrives at Leeds, the lady opposite says to me cheerio, then when I move to get off, she says, oh, you getting off too?.

Then when crossing the bridge to leave the station. I heard 2 people in the same group, ask why have they gone up to go down, another member of the group then points out the track thats in the way.

 

[Michael.Y]

Me: Did you see the Treviso-Ospreys score today?
The Missus: No....
Me: It was 26-26.
The Mussus: To who?

 

[gnolife]

Someone shouting into a Birmingham train today "This one for Galton Bridge?". We were at Smethwick Galton Bridge.

 

[Eagle]

Would you trust this link though? http://www.scat.kz/

I was expecting some Central Asian jazz vocals when I clicked that link.

 

[table38]

Why don't I trust your link?

Someone with a dirty mind might think that http://www.penisland.net/ or http://www.speedofart.com/ are unsafe

Sadly my other favourite expertsexchange.com became http://www.experts-exchange.com/ a while ago

 

[IanXC]

The submarine I went on in Disneyland had windows

And some submarines also probably have Windows™

Windows for Warships™ isn't it?


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Someone with a dirty mind might think that http://www.penisland.net/ or http://www.speedofart.com/ are unsafe

Sadly my other favourite expertsexchange.com became http://www.experts-exchange.com/ a while ago

Seeing as www.powergenitalia.com turned out to be a hoax I think www.whorepresents.com has to be right up there now!

 

[Nym]

I was expecting some Central Asian jazz vocals when I clicked that link.

In a former soviet state?

 

[deltic1989]

I was expecting some Central Asian jazz vocals when I clicked that link.

In a former soviet state?

In Soviet Russia...........Rude link click you.

 

[Nym]

Somone's been watching too much russian sat nav on Family Guy.

 

[Harlesden]

Why are you obsessed with people knowing where Leeds is? I couldn't pinpoint it on a map myself (except that it's "up north" somewhere). Why should I be able to to, seeing as I live in the south and there's nothing special about it?

Obviously nowhere near Holmfirth. They only mention Huddersfield on LOTSW.

 

[alanf]

About 10 years ago a friends wife affectionately known as auntie potty asked me if the channel tunnel had windows and just yesterday in town i saw a chav ask her mate what month is it

Alan