krus_aragon
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Which Israeli Prime Minister doesn't appear in online web searches?
Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
No no, he's got a point.A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are debating philosophy. The question arises over the course of their debates: what separates man from the animals?
..........
All three now look towards the Englishman, expecting his answer. He takes a long sip of tea before answering, "The Channel".
See also the sign outside a church in Glasgow: "Jesus Saves"...the good old graffiti classics such as
Come home to a real fire - at a Welsh holiday cottage
You can do it in a MG - Don't bore us with your Triumphs
The Yelp review left by the horse: "The beer was nice, but the bartender was a bit of an ass"Horse comes into a bar run by a Donkey.
Horse: Pint please, I am a race horse.
Donkey: Have you ever won anything the donkey says sarcastically.
Horse: I am the greatest racehorse that ever lived. I won every flat race including The Derby and then the over the sticks The Grand National.
Donkey: You must come over for dinner tomorrow.
The donkey feels very envious and puts a picture of a Zebra on the wall.
The horse comes round the next day "Who's that in the picture?"
Donkey: That's me when I played for Newcastle United!
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Why do care homes give men Viagra every night and place them on their sides.
It stops them falling out of bed.
the good old graffiti classics such as
Come home to a real fire - at a Welsh holiday cottage
You can do it in a MG - Don't bore us with your Triumphs
See also the sign outside a church in Glasgow: "Jesus Saves"...
And sprayed underneath "but McCoist scores the rebound"
Couple go into expensive restaurant.
Maitre De "we are extremely busy, can you wait for half an hour?"
Couple "that's ok"
Maitre De " Thanks, these are the plates for table two and four."
The former had an outing on "Not the 9 o'clock News" , as I recall.the good old graffiti classics such as
Come home to a real fire - at a Welsh holiday cottage
You can do it in a MG - Don't bore us with your Triumphs
To be fair, if you saw English wives, you'd know why this is the case......"What's the twelve pack for?" "That's the traditional English type sir, January, February, March, April.........
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Where’s popcorn?