Mornington Crescent

[Nigel Gresley]

It seems we'll have to learn the Règlement Gaulloise .. http://www.aparisguide.com/maps/metro.htm

Tuileries

 

[Deerfold]

It seems we'll have to learn the Règlement Gaulloise .. http://www.aparisguide.com/maps/metro.htm

Tuileries

Not after Paris was rulid invaild surely.

Ignoring the last two moves:

Oxford Circus

 

[Nigel Gresley]

Oh dear we're back on the Underground again, an unwieldy, sprawling mass which nevertheless comes in handy when trying to travel around the equally unwieldy and sprawling mass that is London. It's so depressing to travel through the claustrophobic depths of the black hole which they call the tube. Doing this day in and day out in order to discover some station names which might mean something to the other players, yet each and every one of them is beginning to doubt whether this has any meaning or purpose. Even the rules of how to progress seem to have been dropped into the River Thames which allows umpteen interpretations as to what can happen next. I must admit that I am lost. I don't know where I am going and I don't like the dark. Please take me as far away from here as possible, somewhere like

East India

 

[Tomonthetrain]

Orpington Using the Revised Toffetonite rules (1993) permitting any station with a vowel in first letter

 

[Nigel Gresley]

Under the toffetonite rules 1981 a station beginning with a vowel within z1 MUST be used.

Now I'm very confused as well as being lost in this network of black holes. Since when has Orpington been moved to the epicenter (z1) of the Underground ? In fact it is hard to find a version of the tube map where Orpington is even mentioned, assuming such a place exists. I challenge this departure from the Thames Riverbed rules, submerged in 1975. This challenge will be submitted to the Law Society in Chancery Lane.

 

[Buttsy]

A non-sequitur move to Brent Cross

 

[AlterEgo]

Cross Link move to King's Cross.

 

[Tomonthetrain]

Euston we have a problem!

 

[AlterEgo]

Tooting Bec.

 

[Deerfold]

Tooting Broadway

 

[adtrainz]

Dagenham Heathway.

 

[Buttsy]

I'm going to lay a prial of crosses. King's Cross, Charing Cross and Hatton Cross

 

[AlterEgo]

Roding Valley!

 

[district]

You can't use a valley, what about the green space regulations?

We'll have to go to Queens Road Peckham instead!

 

[Tomonthetrain]

Elephant & Castle

 

[AlterEgo]

Stovold's to Monument. I also deposit my red token allowing me to move again, to Chancery Lane.

Circle Line out of play for two moves.

 

[Buttsy]

Holborn, (picks up card), 'You are a model passenger, take 3 consectutive turns.

Way-hey!

Let's start with Drayton Park
Then to Stanmore
Now to Northwood Hills.

 

[Deerfold]

*phew* glad you didn't make the most of that opportunity.

Mill Hill East

 

[Buttsy]

Another card I think... 'You long to see the boat race, go to Putney Bridge and miss a turn'

Damn!!!

 

[adtrainz]

Bermondsey

 

[Buttsy]

I'm missing a turn...

 

[OxtedL]

My turn?
New Rule card: Play all in your hand each turn...

Upper Warlingham
Bounds Green
Epping
Kensington Olympia
Willesden Junction
Pudding Lane

 

[Buttsy]

Another card! I'm doing well with these: 'You arrive late at the London Palladium (Oxford Circus), miss a turn.'

 

[Eagle]

Another card! I'm doing well with these: 'You arrive late at the London Palladium (Oxford Circus), miss a turn.'

Palladium? I'm afraid you're one out on the periodic table there. You wanted Silvertown.

 

[gazthomas]

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[Buttsy]

Another card! I'm doing well with these: 'You arrive late at the London Palladium (Oxford Circus), miss a turn.'

No-one see the old Barry Cryer gag there? No? ho-hum...

Goldhawk Road

 

[DarloRich]

Palladium? I'm afraid you're one out on the periodic table there. You wanted Silvertown.

Upton Park - the nearest ground to the Boleyn Ground, home of West Ham United, who are know as the Iron (FE on your periodic table!)

 

[adtrainz]

Enough of this chemistry.

Royal Oak

 

[Eagle]

Royal Oak

Nine Elms

 

[OxtedL]

...Dalston Junction.