py_megapixel
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Using the toilet on VTWC
*Door closes*
- Toilet door is unlocked! Attention: toilet door is unlocked! To lock the door, please push the padlock button!
*I push the button*
- Toilet door locked
*pause*
[Irritatingly cheesy voice] - Hello; it's me - the toilet! I'd just like to ask if you'd mind not flushing wetwipes, sanitary towels or nappies? The usually stuff's totally cool - I mean, I knew what I was signing up for when I applied... to be a toilet! I used to be a public toilet, and let me tell you, this is a step up! *sighs* Anyhow... carry on!
At the very least, they need to fit a mute button for the benefit of those who are uninterested in the fictional anecdotes of a bathroom fixture.
*Door closes*
- Toilet door is unlocked! Attention: toilet door is unlocked! To lock the door, please push the padlock button!
*I push the button*
- Toilet door locked
*pause*
[Irritatingly cheesy voice] - Hello; it's me - the toilet! I'd just like to ask if you'd mind not flushing wetwipes, sanitary towels or nappies? The usually stuff's totally cool - I mean, I knew what I was signing up for when I applied... to be a toilet! I used to be a public toilet, and let me tell you, this is a step up! *sighs* Anyhow... carry on!
At the very least, they need to fit a mute button for the benefit of those who are uninterested in the fictional anecdotes of a bathroom fixture.
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