... due to reports by police of a LION in the area.
6 Nov 2011 #1 D district Member Joined 4 Aug 2011 Messages 1,098 Location SE16 ... due to reports by police of a LION in the area.
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6 Nov 2011 #2 Mojo Forum Staff Staff Member Administrator Joined 7 Aug 2005 Messages 20,404 Location 0035 As reported by @NRE_Northern. Although I hear there is only disruption to the mane line. Cue lion related puns...
As reported by @NRE_Northern. Although I hear there is only disruption to the mane line. Cue lion related puns...
6 Nov 2011 #3 tbtc Veteran Member Joined 16 Dec 2008 Messages 17,882 Location Reston City Centre Good to see them taking pride in their work
6 Nov 2011 #4 Lampshade Established Member Joined 3 Sep 2009 Messages 3,715 Location South London hock:
6 Nov 2011 #5 D district Member Joined 4 Aug 2011 Messages 1,098 Location SE16 Oh dear, these jokes get worse and worse!
6 Nov 2011 #6 4 4SRKT Established Member Joined 9 Jan 2009 Messages 4,409 It seems that after a brief paws in the service, trains are no longer roaring through Shepley but calling as normal.
It seems that after a brief paws in the service, trains are no longer roaring through Shepley but calling as normal.
6 Nov 2011 #7 tbtc Veteran Member Joined 16 Dec 2008 Messages 17,882 Location Reston City Centre district said: Oh dear, these jokes get worse and worse! Click to expand... No need to get Catty
6 Nov 2011 #8 W WillPS Established Member Joined 18 Nov 2008 Messages 2,421 Location Nottingham I wonder whether this event was prepared for in the automated announcements?
6 Nov 2011 #9 Hydro Established Member Joined 5 Mar 2007 Messages 2,204 Thankfully it's not on a mane line.
6 Nov 2011 #10 B BR Blue Member Joined 6 Jul 2009 Messages 47 I wonder if there was up-ROAR amongst the passengers.
6 Nov 2011 #11 WestCoast Established Member Joined 19 Jun 2010 Messages 5,585 Location Glasgow I PREY that the lion has been found!
6 Nov 2011 #12 EM2 Established Member Joined 16 Nov 2008 Messages 7,522 Location The home of the concrete cow Must have got a ticket from thetrainlion.com
6 Nov 2011 #13 142094 Established Member Joined 7 Nov 2009 Messages 8,789 Location Newcastle Had to say it did look a bit funny on the West Yorkshire Metro updates.
6 Nov 2011 #14 T tigerroar On Moderation Joined 30 May 2010 Messages 528 Location Gloucester I was there earlier, saw a geezer sprinting up the road and asked him if he'd seen the lion down ther. His reply? "You don't think I'm chasing it do you?"
I was there earlier, saw a geezer sprinting up the road and asked him if he'd seen the lion down ther. His reply? "You don't think I'm chasing it do you?"
6 Nov 2011 #15 185 Established Member Joined 29 Aug 2010 Messages 5,001 Passengers are instead using buses. Ring & Pride.
6 Nov 2011 #16 Mojo Forum Staff Staff Member Administrator Joined 7 Aug 2005 Messages 20,404 Location 0035 This story made it onto the Radio 4 news at 9. Apparently the police found nothing.
6 Nov 2011 #17 asylumxl Established Member Joined 12 Feb 2009 Messages 4,260 Location Hiding in your shadow I got a feline it might have been a hoax.
6 Nov 2011 #18 table38 Established Member Joined 12 Oct 2010 Messages 1,812 Location Stalybridge Maybe it was the ghost of D0260
6 Nov 2011 #19 class156 Member Joined 19 Dec 2009 Messages 153 Location Irvine Hopefully they haven't been lion about this ...I'll grab my coat.
6 Nov 2011 #20 table38 Established Member Joined 12 Oct 2010 Messages 1,812 Location Stalybridge class156 said: ...I'll grab my coat. Click to expand... Better had, before we start pelting you for the bad puns
class156 said: ...I'll grab my coat. Click to expand... Better had, before we start pelting you for the bad puns
6 Nov 2011 #21 AlterEgo Veteran Member Joined 30 Dec 2008 Messages 20,258 Location No longer here When I saw this on NRE I didn't believe it. I thought they must have been lion to me.
6 Nov 2011 #22 Nym Established Member Joined 2 Mar 2007 Messages 9,174 Location Somewhere, not in London Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains... Best I could find...
Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains... Best I could find...
6 Nov 2011 #23 Eagle Established Member Joined 20 Feb 2011 Messages 7,106 Location Leamingrad / Blanfrancisco Nym said: Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains... Click to expand... Two seconds on Google :P
Nym said: Well, I've looked for one but can't find any humerous drawings or pictures of Lions and trains... Click to expand... Two seconds on Google :P
6 Nov 2011 #24 Hydro Established Member Joined 5 Mar 2007 Messages 2,204 http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-101220-lion-train-eg.photoblog900.jpg Oh get knotted, Eagle beat me to it! With the same pic!
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-101220-lion-train-eg.photoblog900.jpg Oh get knotted, Eagle beat me to it! With the same pic!
6 Nov 2011 #25 Nym Established Member Joined 2 Mar 2007 Messages 9,174 Location Somewhere, not in London Eagle said: Two seconds on Google :P Click to expand... Damn me for searching FA first... Supprised no-one posted this one.. Last edited: 6 Nov 2011
Eagle said: Two seconds on Google :P Click to expand... Damn me for searching FA first... Supprised no-one posted this one..
6 Nov 2011 #26 J Jonny Established Member Joined 10 Feb 2011 Messages 2,562 The police decided to re-lion a single report...
7 Nov 2011 #27 deltic1989 Established Member Joined 21 Sep 2010 Messages 1,483 Location Nottingham its a paws for thought though. at least everything is purrfect again. *dons a tin hat and hides under the table*
its a paws for thought though. at least everything is purrfect again. *dons a tin hat and hides under the table*
7 Nov 2011 #28 S stut Established Member Joined 25 Jun 2008 Messages 1,900 Can you claim Delay Repay, or is there a claws preventing it?
7 Nov 2011 #29 Y YorkshireBear Established Member Joined 23 Jul 2010 Messages 8,692 i nearly lost the will to live reading these jokes.... simply because i had thought of some of them too and realised how bad they are
i nearly lost the will to live reading these jokes.... simply because i had thought of some of them too and realised how bad they are
7 Nov 2011 #30 C crewmeal Member Joined 1 Dec 2007 Messages 462 Location Birmingham In the old days the excuse for late trains was a cow on the line.