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Kernowfem
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This forum is getting more and more X-rated as the days pass
U R correct! Good, ain't it?
U R correct! Good, ain't it?
Lol, anyone from the outside wouldn't think this is a forum for serious railway talk...
Now if we could get a woman to enjoy a ride on a Pacer...
Really??? where?????
Well, what might pass for flirting among bashers and cranks!
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TBH it's difficult enough to get most enthusiasts to enjoy a ride on a pacer.....
or at least to admit to it..........
Ivo
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Are you accusing me of flirting with a girl who lives 200 miles away? To most people that would be utterly ridiculous! Only on a travel enthusiasts' forum would such distance be considered reasonable...
Can never rule it out until it's too late I suppose; I may not seem it on here but in "reality" there are few men more shy than me in all of Bath.
Guilty pleasures, reminds me of the Pot Noodle advert for that XXX flavour that had the feminists up in arms.
Kernowfem
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I cant help but notice just how popular this thread is!!!!
We're going to be needing a 'Rail UK: After Dark' section if thing carry on like this
Lol, I can see the adverts now in my mind:
"For only £9.99 direct debit per month, you get the filthiest, claggiest loco hauled action, which will have you saying "My Lordz" over and over again. Not suitable for minors".
I'm suprised there hasn't been some sort of comedy sketch about randy trainspotters and their habits.
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I cant help but notice just how popular this thread is!!!!
TBF no other topic is causing any controversy tonight, have to keep ourselves entertained with this before it is locked I guess...
ralphchadkirk
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I cant help but notice just how popular this thread is!!!!
What do you expect! It's the internet...
Ivo
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I've edited my signature accordingly
OK, so uh, I guess another PM to 4SRKT (my apparent guiding light when it comes to all things Irish, northern, and romantic) is on the cards...
OK, so uh, I guess another PM to 4SRKT (my apparent guiding light when it comes to all things Irish, northern, and romantic) is on the cards...
ralphchadkirk
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Well, Ivo certainly had a good go at it!
Ivo
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So uh, what happens next? Do we create some kind of hypothetical scenario, such as a delay at BHM with Persons X and Y sitting opposite each other, and they start to talk about their experiences of being delayed?
N.B.: Mods: For the foreseeable future, please do not lock this thread; it's nice to have a lighthearted one once in a while.
N.B.: Mods: For the foreseeable future, please do not lock this thread; it's nice to have a lighthearted one once in a while.
43021HST
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Trannys, people who are sexually unsure and pretend girls dont count
Now's the time for a quote from the legendary David Maxey, from his 'Railtour Groupie of the Month' section from the almost equally legendary 'Railtour Review' in Rail Enthusiast magazine in the mid-80s. This from August 1986.
"Name: Caroline Cholmondley-Featherstonehaugh; Age: 46; Home Town: Clitheroe; Vital Statistics: 94-61-97 (metric). Cute and cuddly Caroline is a familiar face on the railtour scene. In the past two years she has travelled over 97% of the BR network, scored hundreds of times for haulage, and given a whole new meaning to the expression 'a pair of 37s'. She is a founder member of the Bog Bonking Club and the Membership Secretary of C.R.U.M.P.E.T. (the Campaign for Really Unusual Motive Power on Every Tour). Our illustration shows her on the Orient Express softening up another willing victim prior to gaining route knowledge. So if you're after fun and frills, sorry, thrills on freight lines, you could do worse than make tracks for cock-a-hoop [sic] Caroline! Next Month: 'Much More' Madeleine from Manchester."
"Name: Caroline Cholmondley-Featherstonehaugh; Age: 46; Home Town: Clitheroe; Vital Statistics: 94-61-97 (metric). Cute and cuddly Caroline is a familiar face on the railtour scene. In the past two years she has travelled over 97% of the BR network, scored hundreds of times for haulage, and given a whole new meaning to the expression 'a pair of 37s'. She is a founder member of the Bog Bonking Club and the Membership Secretary of C.R.U.M.P.E.T. (the Campaign for Really Unusual Motive Power on Every Tour). Our illustration shows her on the Orient Express softening up another willing victim prior to gaining route knowledge. So if you're after fun and frills, sorry, thrills on freight lines, you could do worse than make tracks for cock-a-hoop [sic] Caroline! Next Month: 'Much More' Madeleine from Manchester."
Lol, never see the likes of those in today's magazines.
Ivo
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The sad thing is, "a pair of 37s" does match a measurement of 94...
(37 x 2.54 = 93.98)
(37 x 2.54 = 93.98)
David Maxey was a legend. I remember one (which I've lost sadly) where he was going on about a photo he had of a woman posing topless in front of a class 33 at Grateley. He showed it to some blokes on a railtour who produced a magnifying glass to try to read the number on the loco! Needless to say he despaired of them.
Ha ha, sounds like probably 90% of people in the hobby.
I'd like to know just how he had said photo in the first place! How do you get a woman to pose in front of a 33? Or any loco for that matter?
Although TBF David Maxey appeared a while back narrating a semi-pornographic Zontar video featuring various girls and a deltic on the ELR.
The Zontar guys do seem to be keeping up the tradition of DM's work TBH. Fair play to them: bashing is supposed to be fun after all!
Although TBF David Maxey appeared a while back narrating a semi-pornographic Zontar video featuring various girls and a deltic on the ELR.
The Zontar guys do seem to be keeping up the tradition of DM's work TBH. Fair play to them: bashing is supposed to be fun after all!
Ivo
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I do remember on the forum I used to be on that someone posted a picture of about five girls wearing bikinis, and one other person.
My response?
"Is that Sebastian Vettel?"
My response?
"Is that Sebastian Vettel?"
ralphchadkirk
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Now come on Ivo, if you want to get together with a girl then you've got to start showing some interest in them!
90019
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This forum is getting more and more X-rated as the days pass
I can assure you it's still very tame compared to some others
I can assure you it's still very tame compared to some others
Of course, I'll not repeat what I've read on some other forums...
SS4
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I can assure you it's still very tame compared to some others
At least I don't need to use
Definitely a sign of progress on the railway - sex has gone metric
ralphchadkirk
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We don't want this thread locked!
Which is why I'm refraining from linking to the Babydeltic website for some of Zontar's japes......
Ivo
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My laptop reset itself!
And in that time, nothing has happened. What gives?
And in that time, nothing has happened. What gives?
Aye, not for the younger eyes to see...
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