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Some scientists are seriously suggesting a social distancing rule of eight metres for "high risk" indoor settings such as bars and restaurants.
Complete codswallop of course - you might as well close down the whole hospitality sector, as making the limit eight metres would make most of it uneconomic.
Anyone ever heard of "catch it, kill it, bin it", which is the mitigation for indoor settings where a face mask is not required.
If you sneeze or cough, you can cover your face with your hands, as your hands fulfil the function of a face mask. You can then sanitise your hands and wipe down any surfaces you may have touched in the meantime.
If there really was a risk from people sneezing inside the pub, there would have been a much bigger increase in cases than that which has happened.

Coronavirus: Two-metre rule is based on 'outdated' science as sneeze droplets can travel eight metres, study claims
High-risk environments such as nightclubs and bars should have stricter distancing rules, the British Medical Journal argues.
Some scientists are seriously suggesting a social distancing rule of eight metres for "high risk" indoor settings such as bars and restaurants.
Complete codswallop of course - you might as well close down the whole hospitality sector, as making the limit eight metres would make most of it uneconomic.
Anyone ever heard of "catch it, kill it, bin it", which is the mitigation for indoor settings where a face mask is not required.
If you sneeze or cough, you can cover your face with your hands, as your hands fulfil the function of a face mask. You can then sanitise your hands and wipe down any surfaces you may have touched in the meantime.
If there really was a risk from people sneezing inside the pub, there would have been a much bigger increase in cases than that which has happened.
The two-metre rule is based on "outdated" science because there is evidence that coronavirus droplets can travel up to 8m (26ft) when someone sneezes or shouts, researchers have claimed.
Social distancing guidelines are "over-simplistic", as small droplets containing COVID-19 can go much further than the government claims, according to the study published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ).
It says that high-risk environments - such as nightclubs or bars - should be subject to social distancing rules of up to 8m, while lower-risk settings could have their rules significantly relaxed.
The report claims: "This would provide greater protection in the highest risk settings but also greater freedom in lower risk settings, potentially enabling a return towards normality in some aspects of social and economic life."
Breathing out, singing, coughing, and sneezing generate gas clouds of exhaled air containing respiratory droplets, they added.
These clouds move the droplets faster and can extend their range up to 7 or 8m within a few seconds.
The research says how far coronavirus droplets can travel depends on a number of different factors, including whether the infected person is outdoors or indoors, the level of ventilation and if they have a face mask on.