I feel sorry for you ghostcav if your a driver, the rest of us who trainspot have to deal with watching them do horrible stuff as we can't do much as we're liable to get punched!.
Yeah they are lovely people!!
I find most of them to be all mouth & no action. They seem to like throwing stuff at my 158's, spitting off bridges on the windscreen, hiding in toilets to avoid paying fares, standing as close to the edge of the platform as possible regardless if you are stopping there or if you are going through at 90mph. (still I find the windscreen washer & wiper combo works well there, takes a bit of timing but the results are worth it when you manage to smack some gobby chav in the face with a load of foam & water from a wiper flick):grin: . If my guard is a good one & will give back up then I always confront them on train if they start getting annoying & being overly loud behind the drivers door or like the other night when they start ripping bits of trim off the train. We did have a group of rugby fans throw three non paying chavs off the train a while back, I was laughing my head off. But that was unusual, all this pollitical correctness stuff has just led to a plummet in sociaty's standards & most people are too afraid to stand up to them at all hence they grow stronger.