Trivia - Alternative Station Names

[Whistler40145]

I thought during the dreary times we're all going through during the Coronavirus Outbreak, we need something to give us light relief.

I came up with Headstone Lane would be known as Tombstone Lane

Elstree & Borehamwood could be Elstree & Boredomwood

I hope this will give us a laugh

 

[O L Leigh]

Damn & Cursely.

 

[Llandudno]

St Pancreas

 

[Whistler40145]

Ludo Junction

 

[London Trains]

Boredsley

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Crimsby. Just up the line from Gleethorpes.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Bendy Dale

 

[Whistler40145]

Daisy Chain instead of Daisy Hill

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Fag Hold

(Don't smoke, kids)

 

[Gathursty]

(Louis) Vuitton Wawen

 

[djpontrack]

Bare (Naked) Lane

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Manchester Piccalilli ?

 

[Glenn1969]

BradPitt Interchange?

 

[Whistler40145]

A politically correct version Personchester Piccadilly

 

[xotGD]

Shirley Temple Meads

 

[fchd]

Elstree & Borehamwood could be Elstree & Boredomwood

Or if we use the epithet their football team is given by opposing fans, "Elstree & Borehamstiff"

 

[gazthomas]

Llandontno Junction

 

[43055]

Surf Town UK for Newquay

 

[Mordac]

Hernia Hill.

 

[Whistler40145]

Itching instead of Hitchin

 

[D6975]

Damn & Cursely.

My circle of friends have been calling it Damn and Cursing since it opened.

And Bristol Parkway should be 'Sadly Broke'

(nearby Bradley Stoke estate suffered badly from negative equity a few years ago)

 

[faltskog36abba]

Cilla Blackfriers.

 

[Ashley Hill]

Chips and Ham (Chippenham)

 

[yorksrob]

Why, Kill'em and Cart'em (to Canterbury).

 

[O L Leigh]

Gravely Ill

 

[317666]

Eerie (Ely... or Erith!)

 

[Bedpan]

West Ham's Dead followed by Prickle Wood.

 

[satisnek]

I can remember my father mentioning 'Eusless' when I was a kid.

 

[Howardh]

Ventno anger (at railway staff) and have a nice Ryde.

 

[Howardh]

Can we suggest stations that could be twinned. Chorley and Eccles (cakes)?