Jamesrob637
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Karl Marx' daughter was the starter for running races
Her first name was Onya
Her first name was Onya
Apologies but I don't get this one.I took some baby goats to a livestock competition at the local county show.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Alan Hansen was judging it.
I had to look it up too, but then I don't follow football.Apologies but I don't get this one.
Dave
"I think they've got problems. I wouldn't say they have got major problems. Obviously three players have departed and the trick is buy when you are strong. So he needs to buy players. You can't win anything with kids."
Meant to be delivered to Plymouth, but they weren't inAs it is revealed Stonehenge may have been relocated from Wales in 3000BC, archaeologists say thankfully they didn't use Hermes or it would still be in transit.
Dave
As it is revealed Stonehenge may have been relocated from Wales in 3000BC, archaeologists say thankfully they didn't use Hermes or it would still be in transit.
Dave
Probably used Yodel. That's why instead of being delivered to someone's home, they dumped it in a field.
Not to mention the first cricket match when Peter stood before the Eleven and was bold.....We all know of the only football team in the Bible; Queen of the South. There are also two ice cream makers: Wall's of Jericho and Lyons of Jerusalem.
Things improved in the New Testament, apparently The Bible says the wise men all came in one Accord, must have been the first Honda, well the Wise Men came from the East after all.Not to mention the first cricket match when Peter stood before the Eleven and was bold.....
And, of course, the first car in the Old Testament, where we read King David's triumph was heard throughout the land.
Must've been an hybrid because after the flood Noah sent the dove out and it came back with a (Nissan) Leaf.Things improved in the New Testament, apparently The Bible says the wise men all came in one Accord, must have been the first Honda, well the Wise Men came from the East after all.
Actually, since 1982 only 23, as ET went home.And, to get thoroughly childish: why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the angels said "Noel" (no L).
Nice one centurion.Actually, since 1982 only 23, as ET went home.
@DriverPotter on Twitter said:A bishop, a priest and a rabbit walk into the hospital to donate blood.
“What’s your blood group?” asks the nurse.
“I think I’m a type O,” replies the rabbit.
I had to read that a couple of times to get itSaw this on Twitter this morning. Not one of my own, but from @DriverPotter on Twitter:
-Peter
Sorry, but I can't let this move on without noting that the angels went back to King David's old favourite, a Triumph.in the New Testament, apparently The Bible says the wise men all came in one Accord, must have been the first Honda, well the Wise Men came from the East after all.
My mate still hasn't got it, even after two explanations. Is now accusing me of having got the joke wrong by typing rabbit instead of rabbi...I had to read that a couple of times to get it
I had to read that a couple of times to get it
I'll admit it took me a couple of times to get it as well - quite a clever joke. Hence why I didn't write it!My mate still hasn't got it, even after two explanations. Is now accusing me of having got the joke wrong by typing rabbit instead of rabbi...
Presumably a herald?Not to mention the first cricket match when Peter stood before the Eleven and was bold.....
And, of course, the first car in the Old Testament, where we read King David's triumph was heard throughout the land.
Very good...One for all fellow Yorkshire persons. Woman dies. Husband speaks to stonemason says he wants "She was thine" on grave stone. Man goes back next day and sees Mason has carved "She was thin". He berates Mason and says he's missed of the 'e'. Goes back next day and looks at gravestone it now reads "E she was thin".