Railway mile high club

[Oswyntail]

... Bone shaker, bad handler and too light on the back end. ....

Ah, good, back on topic

 

[BlythPower]

Twenty one pages in and no-one's mentioned the alternative nickname for Pendelinos...

3... 2... 1...

 

[Kernowfem]

Twenty one pages in and no-one's mentioned the alternative nickname for Pendelinos...

3... 2... 1...

Well......do share it

 

[ralphchadkirk]

Ah, good, back on topic

This is getting even more explicit every time I look!

 

[Kernowfem]

This is getting even more explicit every time I look!

Thats why you keep looking!!!!

 

[ralphchadkirk]

Thats why you keep looking!!!!

I was just keeping up with Ivo's flirting :d

 

[BlythPower]

Well......do share it

That would be the BendyDildo..!

Pretty soon this entire forum will be heading to Sheffield wearing First Group bobble hats...

 

[Kernowfem]

That would be the BendyDildo..!

Pretty soon this entire forum will be heading to Sheffield wearing First Group bobble hats...

i had to ask.....

Oh and dont forget the Roses!!

 

[junglejames]

Have it up Ben Nevis? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Dear lord, just where is a lady’s “Ben Nevis” to be found?! hock:
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I think it’ll take a very special type of girl to still be with you in the morning if that’s how you finish!

Only you could change the meaning of everything!!
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i had to ask.....

Oh and dont forget the Roses!!

Looks like Miss Kernow has quite a few admirers!!
How are you this morning anyway? Dont worry, the honeymoon looks set to take in both the Cally Sleeper and the VSOE! Oh, and Ivo will be wearing his new firstgroup woolly hat that we get him as a wedding present!!
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I was just keeping up with Ivo's flirting :d

Its not Ivo anymore though. Others started joining in last night!

 

[BlythPower]

I was just keeping up with Ivo's flirting :d

Is he flirting with you as well?

 

[ralphchadkirk]

Is he flirting with you as well?

Not yet!

 

[sprinterguy]

Only you could change the meaning of everything!!

I’m blaming too much tea and not enough sleep, as well as a mind like a Welsh branch line: One track and dirty.

 

[Ivo]

I'm straight, if you don't mind! Why do you think I asked about girls on this forum? If I wasn't straight (or, the way things have gone, was a girl) I wouldn't have had a problem. Also, even I knew the XXX name for the Pendo (not that I would have revealed it).

I’m blaming too much tea and not enough sleep, as well as a mind like a Welsh branch line: One track and dirty.

Like everyone else in this thread then!

It will have to be the Tornado. The scotsman is currently being re-boilered at bury

We've got time. Most people don't get married overnight, so there's every chance that she'll be ready by then! And in the highly unlikely event that neither is ready, we'll find something else. Any preferences?

And we'll need a guest list. Those who live close to York may have to dip on traction to York though if we get over-subscribed. The way this thread's gone, we could have several hundred others queuing up for their seat! Also, we'll be in the cab, but sadly not shovelling (too exhausting for a pre-marital event!) or driving (just in case something goes wrong). Unless you really want to of course!

It'll be The RailUK Event of the Year!!!!!!

I can be in Sheffield on Sunday morning to arrange final details

P.S.: I can tell you all for certain that I know people younger than me who are in a relationship with people older than Kernowfem.

 

[sprinterguy]

Like everyone else in this thread then!

Yup, we’re all as guilty as each other!

And in the highly unlikely event that neither is ready, we'll find something else. Any preferences?

Well if the Gresley P2 “Cock O’ the North” was still around, I think we’d have a winner in keeping with the tone of this thread…

 

[Ivo]

I'm going to miss this thread come tomorrow afternoon. It'll die a lonely death without me :cry:

I'll have no definite Internet access after about 10 tomorrow morning until pretty much midnight on Saturday night - and then it's dependent on the others in the house (they are planning to have a Hollywood-themed party)...

 

[SS4]

This is much more interesting than that other marriage in the news (yes, the one in Corrie)

Alas my list of cheap innuendos has ran dry so plug it in and away you go
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A party without the internet, that will be no fun

 

[sprinterguy]

I’m not going to be around to keep up with developments on this thread until Monday night: I’m off for a long weekend away in an old VW campervan enjoying the Cornish scenery. I hope this thread is still alive and well when I return! I suppose there are only so many developments to the RailUK arranged marriage interspersed with euphemisms and innuendo possible: Although comic material for this sort of subject always seems to be pretty extensive…

 

[BlythPower]

I'm going to miss this thread come tomorrow afternoon. It'll die a lonely death without me :cry:

Don't worry we'll keep it up, errm, going.

 

[LE Greys]

i had to ask.....

Oh and dont forget the Roses!!

They're on the way, just hang on a few months (it doesn't flower until July).
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Well if the Gresley P2 “Cock O’ the North” was still around, I think we’d have a winner in keeping with the tone of this thread…

There was the V4 "Bantam Cock" to take over for the run to Fort William.

 

[SS4]

They're on the way, just hang on a few months (it doesn't flower until July).
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There was the V4 "Bantam Cock" to take over for the run to Fort William.

Unless she means the brand of chocolates . That being said the floral variety have quite thin stalks but wouldn't like the spiky parts

 

[O L Leigh]

Ivo may like a bit of experience to guide him along the long and slippery road!

We're assuming that Kernowfem wouldn't also welcome the guiding hand of a more experienced suitor.

O L Leigh

 

[Kernowfem]

We're assuming that Kernowfem wouldn't also welcome the guiding hand of a more experienced suitor.

O L Leigh

A more experienced suitor? As in some sort of sugar daddy??

Maybe someone of the elder generation may be able to afford a ticket on the cally.....hmmmmm, you may have something there OL.

 

[junglejames]

A more experienced suitor? As in some sort of sugar daddy??

Maybe someone of the elder generation may be able to afford a ticket on the cally.....hmmmmm, you may have something there OL.

Eh, Im not of the elder generation, and i afford the Cally on a regular(ish) basis! Your more than welcome if the honermoon with Ivo doesnt quite go as planned!

 

[90019]

We're assuming that Kernowfem wouldn't also welcome the guiding hand of a more experienced suitor.

O L Leigh

Trying to muscle in on Ivos patch, eh OL?

 

[junglejames]

Trying to muscle in on Ivos patch, eh OL?

Oh thats nothing new. He was at it last night. As soon as he thinks Ivo isnt looking, he starts flirting like a trooper!!

 

[Kernowfem]

I'm straight, if you don't mind! Why do you think I asked about girls on this forum? If I wasn't straight (or, the way things have gone, was a girl) I wouldn't have had a problem. Also, even I knew the XXX name for the Pendo (not that I would have revealed it).



Like everyone else in this thread then!



We've got time. Most people don't get married overnight, so there's every chance that she'll be ready by then! And in the highly unlikely event that neither is ready, we'll find something else. Any preferences?

And we'll need a guest list. Those who live close to York may have to dip on traction to York though if we get over-subscribed. The way this thread's gone, we could have several hundred others queuing up for their seat! Also, we'll be in the cab, but sadly not shovelling (too exhausting for a pre-marital event!) or driving (just in case something goes wrong). Unless you really want to of course!

It'll be The RailUK Event of the Year!!!!!!

I can be in Sheffield on Sunday morning to arrange final details

P.S.: I can tell you all for certain that I know people younger than me who are in a relationship with people older than Kernowfem.

Firstly..the Scotsman is a HE not a SHE, only a man could be that tempremental and such hard work

People older than Kernowfem??.....sheesh you know how to flatter....
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Why is it on this lovely forum ive had such nice compliments and an offer of marriage, and yet when i find myself on a platform, at a steam gala or anywhere near a track i get looked at like im some sort of nugget??? hock:-D

You are all such gentlemen

 

[junglejames]

Firstly..the Scotsman is a HE not a SHE, only a man could be that tempremental and such hard work

People older than Kernowfem??.....sheesh you know how to flatter....
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Why is it on this lovely forum ive had such nice compliments and an offer of marriage, and yet when i find myself on a platform, at a steam gala or anywhere near a track i get looked at like im some sort of nugget??? hock:-D

You are all such gentlemen

It could be because you insist on calling The Flying Scotsman a 'he'. Everybody knows all locos are 'shes'!

 

[90019]

everybody knows all locos are 'shes' "its"!

EFT.l

 

[junglejames]

EFT.l

EFT??

Sorry, all locos are 'she's'.
No 2 ways about it. In fact, all items of transport are refered to as 'she's'.

 

[ralphchadkirk]

EFT??

Sorry, all locos are 'she's'.
No 2 ways about it. In fact, all items of transport are refered to as 'she's'.

Or 'it'.