I had a truly frustrating and bizarre experience when trying to buy a season ticket from Southern Railway two nights ago.
I needed to buy a season ticket for my daughter to use to get to school. I checked the Southern Rail website to see when they would be open, because I could only do this after work. The website says Oxted station ticket office is open to sell tickets till 20:20. I have a screen print of the website, to prove this is their own website, and not a third-party website:
I went to the station after work, at 19:30. The ticket counters were all closed. (Problem 1: incorrect website or missing staff, wasted journey and wasted time).
Redhill station is about half an hour away. I checked the website which says Redhill is open until 22:35, I have a screen print of this.
So I decided to drive to Redhill station because I needed the ticket for my daughter to go to school the next day. After all, there was still about three hours to go before closing time.
When I arrived at the Redhill ticket hall, all the ticket windows were closed. (Problem two: incorrect website or absent staff). The blinds were down. The polite and helpful man on the barriers told us the ticket office man was on a break. Also that the ticket-office man had had a long day. It would be best to come back tomorrow. I asked when he would come off his break? He did not know. Later, as other customers came up to him and asked the same thing, he would repeat the message, ending with Best to try again tomorrow.
At this point I noticed another customer at one of the windows, trying to see around the edge of the blind to see who was inside. I chatted to him and heard he had been waiting for half an hour already. (Later we exchanged emails, I have his contact details). Then he managed to start a conversation, through the closed blind, with the ticket man who was hiding in the office.
He asked if he could buy a season ticket. The man said no, because he was short-staffed, and he had other work to do, but why not come back in the morning. This was at about 8:15, when the ticket office was supposed to be open for another two hours. The ticket-man was in there. He had been selling tickets earlier. He was not going home. He had been on a break for at least half an hour.
I joined in to this conversation to the closed blind, asking him if he could please sell me a ticket because I had driven all the way from Oxted that night, and I needed the ticket for my daughter to go to school the next day. He refused. I could not believe this, so I told him I was going to record this and turned on my mobile phone voice recorder. I have this recording. I also have a photo taken of the ticket window, there is no sign saying they are closed or short-staffed.
We both then pleaded with the man to please sell us a season ticket. After about ten minutes of arguing we had taken longer than it would have taken him to simply do the tickets. He kept on repeating that he could not sell us a ticket because he was short-staffed, and he had other things to do. From behind his closed blind. He did not give any other reasons, (for example that the machine was broken, or that he did not know how to do it or that he was sick or that he was still on his break.)
At this point he left the window, walked over to the door to the booth, locked it, then came back to sit somewhere well out of sight.
I chatted to the other customer who also wanted to buy a season ticket, and we exchanged details because we both were pretty frustrated and wanted to complain. While we were trying to persuade the man let us buy a ticket, other customers came and left, in some amazement, sometimes chipping in as well.
We offered to come back in a while if he was having his break. He insisted we go away, then come back in the morning. The man refused to talk after this point and turned off his intercom.
(Problem three: multiple customers trying to buy season tickets, refused by someone sitting in the ticket office two hours before his shift ended with the blind down.)
The new ticket machines are supposed issue season tickets, if you get a PIN number off the website beforehand. The website was down. We both tried it and failed. (Problem four: season-ticket PIN number part of website not working, customers couldnt get a PIN to buy a season ticket).
Then I tried a ticket machine anyway, to see how it would work. At the PIN number screen, the machine gave an error (I have a photograph of this message), saying it could not contact the database of PIN numbers. I tried this three times, and on another machine. So the link from the machine to the website was broken. And the website was broken. (Problem five: ticket machine not in contact with website, impossible to sell season tickets).
The other customer left. I hung around a bit longer, talking to the window (no reply) and begging some more, pointing out it would not take long and I was spending an hours driving to get there. After 40 minutes I gave up because there was no reply.
The man on the barriers had seen all and heard most of this and was very apologetic. He was clearly very embarrassed by his colleagues behaviour and I dont blame him. He helped us get complaint forms and did his best to apologise on Southerns behalf.
On my smartphone I found there was a complaints number on the Southern Website, and even better, it was a 24-hour line.
I phoned it at 8:45 PM. Maybe they could phone the reluctant ticket-man in his locked room and persuade him to do his job? I hung on and on for 28 minutes. Listening to muzak and a recorded message saying they would answer. Also a message saying they would call back within two hours if I left my details. I didnt want to leave a message. I wanted to talk to the 24-hour complaints team who might just get someone to do me the honour of taking my money in exchange for a season ticket. After 28 minutes I got tired of waiting and left my details. (Problem six: 24-hour complaints line is clearly nothing of the kind. Just a recorded message).
The next day at about 3PM, they phoned me back. Not within two hours as advertised, more like 17 hours. (Problem seven: We will get back to you within two hours is a lie. Looks good on the website, though).
The complaints man was polite and took all the details. He suggested the lack of staff might be down to staff shortages, announcing this phrase as if this made everything right. For the rest, he said he would get back to me.
The next day, I decided to go and get the ticket straight after work. After I got off the train at my local station (Oxted, open to 20:20), I went straight to the ticket counters. This was 18:30. All the ticket offices were closed already. So I still dont have a season ticket.
I needed to buy a season ticket for my daughter to use to get to school. I checked the Southern Rail website to see when they would be open, because I could only do this after work. The website says Oxted station ticket office is open to sell tickets till 20:20. I have a screen print of the website, to prove this is their own website, and not a third-party website:
I went to the station after work, at 19:30. The ticket counters were all closed. (Problem 1: incorrect website or missing staff, wasted journey and wasted time).
Redhill station is about half an hour away. I checked the website which says Redhill is open until 22:35, I have a screen print of this.
So I decided to drive to Redhill station because I needed the ticket for my daughter to go to school the next day. After all, there was still about three hours to go before closing time.
When I arrived at the Redhill ticket hall, all the ticket windows were closed. (Problem two: incorrect website or absent staff). The blinds were down. The polite and helpful man on the barriers told us the ticket office man was on a break. Also that the ticket-office man had had a long day. It would be best to come back tomorrow. I asked when he would come off his break? He did not know. Later, as other customers came up to him and asked the same thing, he would repeat the message, ending with Best to try again tomorrow.
At this point I noticed another customer at one of the windows, trying to see around the edge of the blind to see who was inside. I chatted to him and heard he had been waiting for half an hour already. (Later we exchanged emails, I have his contact details). Then he managed to start a conversation, through the closed blind, with the ticket man who was hiding in the office.
He asked if he could buy a season ticket. The man said no, because he was short-staffed, and he had other work to do, but why not come back in the morning. This was at about 8:15, when the ticket office was supposed to be open for another two hours. The ticket-man was in there. He had been selling tickets earlier. He was not going home. He had been on a break for at least half an hour.
I joined in to this conversation to the closed blind, asking him if he could please sell me a ticket because I had driven all the way from Oxted that night, and I needed the ticket for my daughter to go to school the next day. He refused. I could not believe this, so I told him I was going to record this and turned on my mobile phone voice recorder. I have this recording. I also have a photo taken of the ticket window, there is no sign saying they are closed or short-staffed.
We both then pleaded with the man to please sell us a season ticket. After about ten minutes of arguing we had taken longer than it would have taken him to simply do the tickets. He kept on repeating that he could not sell us a ticket because he was short-staffed, and he had other things to do. From behind his closed blind. He did not give any other reasons, (for example that the machine was broken, or that he did not know how to do it or that he was sick or that he was still on his break.)
At this point he left the window, walked over to the door to the booth, locked it, then came back to sit somewhere well out of sight.
I chatted to the other customer who also wanted to buy a season ticket, and we exchanged details because we both were pretty frustrated and wanted to complain. While we were trying to persuade the man let us buy a ticket, other customers came and left, in some amazement, sometimes chipping in as well.
We offered to come back in a while if he was having his break. He insisted we go away, then come back in the morning. The man refused to talk after this point and turned off his intercom.
(Problem three: multiple customers trying to buy season tickets, refused by someone sitting in the ticket office two hours before his shift ended with the blind down.)
The new ticket machines are supposed issue season tickets, if you get a PIN number off the website beforehand. The website was down. We both tried it and failed. (Problem four: season-ticket PIN number part of website not working, customers couldnt get a PIN to buy a season ticket).
Then I tried a ticket machine anyway, to see how it would work. At the PIN number screen, the machine gave an error (I have a photograph of this message), saying it could not contact the database of PIN numbers. I tried this three times, and on another machine. So the link from the machine to the website was broken. And the website was broken. (Problem five: ticket machine not in contact with website, impossible to sell season tickets).
The other customer left. I hung around a bit longer, talking to the window (no reply) and begging some more, pointing out it would not take long and I was spending an hours driving to get there. After 40 minutes I gave up because there was no reply.
The man on the barriers had seen all and heard most of this and was very apologetic. He was clearly very embarrassed by his colleagues behaviour and I dont blame him. He helped us get complaint forms and did his best to apologise on Southerns behalf.
On my smartphone I found there was a complaints number on the Southern Website, and even better, it was a 24-hour line.
I phoned it at 8:45 PM. Maybe they could phone the reluctant ticket-man in his locked room and persuade him to do his job? I hung on and on for 28 minutes. Listening to muzak and a recorded message saying they would answer. Also a message saying they would call back within two hours if I left my details. I didnt want to leave a message. I wanted to talk to the 24-hour complaints team who might just get someone to do me the honour of taking my money in exchange for a season ticket. After 28 minutes I got tired of waiting and left my details. (Problem six: 24-hour complaints line is clearly nothing of the kind. Just a recorded message).
The next day at about 3PM, they phoned me back. Not within two hours as advertised, more like 17 hours. (Problem seven: We will get back to you within two hours is a lie. Looks good on the website, though).
The complaints man was polite and took all the details. He suggested the lack of staff might be down to staff shortages, announcing this phrase as if this made everything right. For the rest, he said he would get back to me.
The next day, I decided to go and get the ticket straight after work. After I got off the train at my local station (Oxted, open to 20:20), I went straight to the ticket counters. This was 18:30. All the ticket offices were closed already. So I still dont have a season ticket.