Donald Trump is on a state visit to England and meets with the Queen. Over a cup of tea he asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, I was thinking and wondered if we could become a kingdom". The Queen shakes her head and replies, "No, to be a kingdom, you must be a king and you sir, are not a king".
So Trump tries again. "How about a principality"? Again the Queen says, "No", telling him, "To be a principality you must be a prince, and you sir, are not a prince".
In desperation Trump asks, "An empire then?". Again the Queen replies, "No", and explains, "To be an empire you must be an emperor, and you sir, are not an emperor".
The Queen sips her tea and notices Trump ready to ask another question, so before he can, she says, "You know sir, looking at you and your situation, I can assure you that you shall definitely remain a country"!
(THINK ABOUT IT!)