northwichcat
Veteran Member
A Tesco Joke notice:
Before he died, Alan Rickman and Samuel L Jackson were discussing ideas for a future film. They talked for hours, but came up with only one - Snapes On A Plane.
There was a fire in the local cheese factory yesterday. The police have been searching for evidence but so far all they've found is de Brie.
I've just been violently tickled by my wife for reading this one out to her. :/
Which Canadian singer is involved with the Class 230 creation?
Justin VivaRail
Just don't get VivaRail mixed up with ViaRail.
Just thought someone might be interested.......
A mate of mine has 2 tickets in an Executive Box for the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 27th May. Accommodation and prepaid travel is included. However, when he bought the package he didn't realize this was going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to take his place, it's at St. Peter's Church, in Stratford on Avon, at 3:00 pm. Her name is Louise. She's 5'6" about 8 Stone and a good cook. She earns £130,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress.
"Enough is enough... I have had it with these mother f*****g Potters on this mother f*****g Hogwarts"
Jena, Germany: When the machine prints no ticket, choose traveladvice and print it. Than the ticket falls down. The ticket is just stuck.
I was expecting the image to read something like this one:
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