Hell yeah, I was in stitches and cringing all at the same time reading it, the only thing missing was the "once upon a time" at the beginning.
It doesnt look good though does it, one bloke wafting the water around while everyone else looks to be on PNB.
As for the 455 driving, you are very trusting arent you!
You've taken that opinion from a 5 second clip in addition to your prejudices. You don't know, and have no way of knowing, if the 5-seconds were at the start, middle or end of the procedure.
Continuing to slur those who worked on the accident, including using insulting slang terms, dilutes your argument to the point of irrelevance.