More like the wrong sort of train turns up!The Met Office - with us you will not have the wrong kind of snow.
Sounds like you're picking the wrong women!Not brave, this site is anonymous. Clearly 50% of men are below average yet the stupid company doesn't make any suitable sizes. It's humilliating when a woman laughs at this issue, not funny at all .
Another company...
Google, it's train takes you to similar sounding stations first.
What do you mean? It wasn't her fault.Sounds like you're picking the wrong women!
The laughing was. It's just plain mean. Do you think it'd have gone down well if you'd laughed at a physical attribute of hers? I don't know you, but as a human being you don't deserve to be laughed at in that situation.What do you mean? It wasn't her fault.
More companies...
If Duracell made trains they would run 3 times further...
If Heinz made trains only 99% of cargo would be able to get out of it.
Jewsons: It would be a different price every time you bought a ticket and would be manned by staff that clearly didn’t want you to be there.
So the last pacer of the day out of Leeds then!Any Pub Chain, the train would be loud, smelly, and have public fights every weekend. The train would be made of shopping trolleys.
Delorean, you get on the train as normal, but if it goes 88mph you get off in 1985!
There goes Swindon’s service them...I like that one.
Disney - A reworked version of every journey that always terminates somewhere happy.
There goes Swindon’s service them...
Disney - A reworked version of every journey that always terminates somewhere happy.
Apple: would run on a 1500mm gauge, be more expensive than any equivalents, and would need replacing every 2 years.
Hahaha! That's funnyApple: No Windows?
Didn't they do this already on Top Gear?Jeremy Clarkson: It would be all about that SPEED AND POWAHHH...
Probably, and I've just made my own post irrelevant through that. :applause:Didn't they do this already on Top Gear?
Plus flat-pack trains that are always missing the crucial partIKEA: Set of instructions in the cab, but with the wrong size of master-key provided.
"I was making a carriage when I realised that I only had 7 wheels provided...."Plus flat-pack trains that are always missing the crucial part
'There must be something lying around that'll make do'"I was making a carriage when I realised that I only had 7 wheels provided...."