heart-of-wessex
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Hahaha!!! Blimey!
Especially Hitler as a guard, probably a desperate gripper then!
Especially Hitler as a guard, probably a desperate gripper then!
Less a train one, more a tram related one. I was walking out of the Wilkinson Street tram depot in Nottingham when I saw one of Metrolink's M5000s moving about in the yard. As if it couldn't get any better, it was fitted with a corridor connection on the front!
Always sticks in my mind that one, very strange!
So last night I had a dream that 458 511 had been refurbished with a glass bulkhead between the cab and the saloon. The unit also offered a buffet service with a huge glass fronted fridge full of different wine, and the serving hatch was part of the glass partition in the cab
60163 'Mallard'
So I was sitting on a Metro train when I hear shocked Geordie murmuring directed at me. That's when I realise that I'm actually outside the train, hanging on for dear life til we get to Newcastle. I jump off at the platform and head upstairs to find a D stock tube train in GNER livery waiting to take me down the ECML to London. Then the driver announces that due to "a lack of electricity" all passengers will have to get out and push the train uphill. When the train reaches the top it then zooms downhill leaving me (and no other passengers) stranded on the tracks.
I follow the line down to the next station south which is, obviously, Exhibition Centre. I climb onto the platform and walk over the footbridge. It is then that I realise the footbridge is actually a giant glass tube which leads into outer space, and I watch in panic as planet earth floats away...
ROFL!! That is bloody hilarious, the GNER D stock! The rest of it is great thanks for sharing that
OK:
-Glasgow is south of Newcastle
-A giant glass tube sucks him up into space from a Glasgow rail station
-He manages to push a train up a hill by himself
-It then zooms away due to cartoon physics
And the GNER D stock is the most ridiculous thing??!?
I've had many weird train-related dreams in the past and I just had one last night. Several gems:
2). The terminus of the Jubilee Line westbound was not Stanmore but "Palmer Oa". The next station was "Palmer Oa Broa".
:
I was on a London Midland service to Manchester Piccadilly, calling at Feneely, Peneely and Deneely. The seats were all dirty with one of them having a brown stain of some sort.
What's worse, the station Feneely was a sideways station attached to a football field and the train tilted sideways, so I had to hold onto a dirty bar.
Once I arrived in Manchester Piccadilly, it turned out that I was still a uni student who was curious and visited a different city for 5 minutes before the VT departure back to London, in time for my lecture. I was stopped by a RPF who accused me of travelling on VT with a London Midland ticket. I showed her my dirty hands and pants and she let me go.
OK:
-Glasgow is south of Newcastle
-A giant glass tube sucks him up into space from a Glasgow rail station
-He manages to push a train up a hill by himself
-It then zooms away due to cartoon physics
And the GNER D stock is the most ridiculous thing??!?
To be fair, there were maybe a couple of dozen passengers helping me push the train uphill, but when the train started going downhill the other passengers just sort of stopped existing.
Although you've got me thinking now. In the first part of the dream I was a literal outsider being ridiculed by other people (on the Metro). Then I was co-operating with others towards a common goal (on the GNER D stock). And finally I was alone, wandering and ultimately leaving a completely deserted planet.
Maybe it wasn't a funny, wacky dream but something much darker? A bleak reflection of deep-seated anxieties about social isolation, or perhaps it was about the futility of all human endeavour? Or the impermanence of our existence?
GNER ARE BACK, AND THEY'RE OPERATING RE-LIVERIED LU D STOCK, EVERYBODY!
LOL!! Do you mean driving literally on the road??
I had one last week though I've been meaning to post. Thankfully I still remembered it!
I was walking back from my shift at Asda to get the train home, only I had to do this extremely long walk down this country lane to Severn Beach station. It wasn't quite the same station as reality though, there was a bridge that went over the end of the station (going over a trackbed, the line still ended here in my dream) but it was still a country lane, and there were a couple of farmhouses but that was it.
On this bridge was a couple of refreshment vending machines (as you do on a country lane, don't know how it was plugged in!!) and a Ticket Vending Machine. Anyway I got to the bridge and the train had just rolled in, formed of a Northern 153! I somehow got a Heart-of-Wessex ticket from the machine as I remember thinking instead of getting off at Trowbridge, I might go to Westbury to get a HST to Pewsey...I have NO idea why I wanted to do that mind!!
Then I was on the Northern 153 as we set off, and then the guard came out the front cab to check tickets and then said 'congratulations, I'm pleased to announce that 33 passengers purchased their ticket before getting on the train' and then we all clapped and cheered...imagine that in real life! !!
The next bit that happened was the next stop being announced:
"We are now approaching Patchway, change here for the Shopping Mall and all major supermarket retailers'
Somehow Severn Beach had a direct Patchway service, and I distinctively remember some big buildings and seeing Asda, Sainsbury's, Morrisons etc surrounding the station, a bit different to the real Patchway station!
Then I fell asleep on the train and woke up. It was dark and we just arrived at Upwey. I slept through my stop and was hacked off that I was now all the way down in Weymouth. Next thing we stopped at Weymouth station, I was about to get off but I stayed on for the ride. It left Weymouth and then we rolled off the tracks and drove on the road as it did some local town service around Weymouth!!
I didn't see your Hastings Unit though Stevieboy1 !
I like this one. I once had a dream that the Met Line terminated at "Aton". Lots of unpainted A stock with ATON ATON on the blinds.
This one is actually amazing.