Peter Mugridge
Veteran Member
deep underground while digging for coal, a man came across a creature with a human head on a bull's body.
It was a minertaur.
It was a minertaur.
deep underground while digging for coal, a man came across a creature with a human head on a bull's body.
It was a minertaur.
You see this is clever because the actual joke is the suggestion that Middlesbrough even has a central business district!
A Chinese man walks into a pub in West Belfast. He orders a pint of stout, drinks half of it and then goes to the toilet. He's no sooner gone than a bloke gets up out of his seat and goes up to the bar and farts in the Chinese man's Guinness. The Chinese man returns but the barman stops him from drinking telling him what had just happened. The Chinese man goes over to the guy responsible and shouts 'Ah you fart in ma Guinness?' And the guy says 'No, I'm Gerry Adams'
credit where is due - http://www.sickipedia.net/joke/ua7oarq7ucxla
My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.
Did you hear about the two monocles who fell madly in love with each other, and planned a huge, lavish wedding? They decided no to, in case they made a spectacle of themselves.