Adlington
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Anthony's law of force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
No need to apologise -it's the best joke I've heard for some time!
Sorry
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To be honest, that took me a while to get but it's a good 'un!I was in the kitchen and asked my niece for a phone book. She laughed at me for being out of date and told me to use her phone.
The spider is now dead, phone broken and one girl in tears
Yes I liked that one tooTo be honest, that took me a while to get but it's a good 'un!
"Is this the train for Lewes?"someone allegedly asked an inspector
"What do I get for the elephant?" (Elephant and Castle, London)
"Try buns"
or worse.....
"Is this a Barking bus?"
"No, it only goes parp parp"
An Eskimo was out on the water fishing. He felt cold, so he lit a fire, but it burned a hole in the bottom of his boat and it sank
The moral of this tale is....you can't have your kayack and heat it
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