61653 HTAFC
Veteran Member
I've come close to (and may well have done... and may well be doing so right now!) repeating jokes on this thread: either my own or others that I'd forgotten were from here.i have a good memory when it come to jokes. Found it funny the first time, even used it myself. Still funny the second time.
But some might say a sign of a good joke is if it gets repeated!
I'm going to have to bend the conventions of the thread* for these two, as I don't know how to do "spoilers" and there kind of needs to be a pause before the punchline (which I'll deliver later...).
The second one also requires a little knowledge of traditional etiquette**...
1: What does a dog do, and a man steps in to?
A:
Pants.
A:
Shake hands.
*= both by posting the punchline/answer in a separate post, and because they're technically riddles rather than jokes.
**= this is particularly odd considering the source material for both is The New York Cab Driver's Joke Book (volume 1) by Jim Pietsch.
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